Zach Townsend

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Always a pleasure to hear from you !

Bear in mind that we get emails from lots of very important people and have to prioritize emails based on how important or how interesting the sender is.

If the email starts off with "I've just sent you some money via Paypal", then obviously you sound like an important and interesting person, and we'll be sure to give your email serious consideration.

If your email starts of with "You suck" or something equally distasteful, then our spam filter automatically forwards it on to Simon Cowell for you, as it assumes you've sent it to us by mistake.

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