Zach Townsend

Xanax

See we didn't want to start a debate about Xanax as we're not really sure of all the implications.

Apparently, Xanax or its generic name, ALPRAZOLAM is used to treat the panic and anxiety symptoms associated with panic disorder. Alprazolam belongs to a class of medications called benzodiazepines which act on the brain and nerves (central nervous system) to produce a calming effect. It works by enhancing the effects of a certain natural chemical in the body (GABA).

Lady Gaba as far as we are aware is not related in any way to GABA, although we would ask why she named herself after this mind-altering brain juice? Lady Gaba, if you are reading, let us know.

Lady Gaga

Now we didn't know all this before we started this website. All we knew was that we got Xanax from Pete at the corner shop. We didn't ask where he got it from and he didn't tell us. Well, actually we did ask, but he didn't tell us.

The great thing about the interweb-thingy and of course 'contextrual marketing' is that now we've put this informational page up, you don't have to go through the same hardships and buy Xanax off Pete like we do. You can just click on one of the links on this page and hopefully one of our broadminded sponsors will have seen fit to advertise Xanax here. That saves you having to negotiate with Pete who is a right pain, particularly if he's not had enough Xanax that day.

Of course you may not be that interested in Xanax. But consider, Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, Xenical, Propecia, Cymbalta. They all do stuff to you , so could be worth considering.

 



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